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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 00:16

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

What do you think hell is like?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

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Dr No

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